The Booker Prize, one of Britain's most prestigious literary awards, this year might go to a - chimpanzee. Organizers announced yesterday the long list of 13 Booker contenders, which includes Me Cheeta, the purported memoirs of the chimp who starred in the 1930s Tarzan flicks.
Alas, the book, which was initially published anonymously, was penned by a human, James Lever. Others in the running for the $82,000 prize include A.S. Byatt, J.M. Coetzee, Sarah Hall, Hilary Mantel, Simon Mawer, Sarah Waters, and William Trevor. The winner will be announced Oct. 6.
Breathing soul into clay
No, I'm afraid the latest monumental tribute to Michael Jackson is not made of butter. Nor is it homegrown. (It's in Paris, France.)French artist Jean-Baptiste Seckler, 33, is honoring the late, great King of Pop, by fashioning a sculpture of him in public in front of Paris' famed Pompidou Center.
Seckler, who was out there yesterday, shaping MJ's nose and lips, said he wanted to do his creationing away from "the silence and the concentration" he would otherwise enjoy in his no doubt very chic garret, because MJ's death "affected everyone, whether you like him or not."
The artist, who began his labors Saturday, is working in clay - we mortals do, after all, have feet of clay.
Red hot dancer in hot spot
Katie Holmes, who delighted audiences with her sexy Judy Garland turn on So You Think You Can Dance, last weekend barely escaped an (almost) burning vehicular inferno on the Australian set of her horror flick, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. A BMW in which she was being filmed began emitting big billows of smoke from under the bonnet, but luckily, it didn't erupt into flames. An anon source tells Britain's Daily Mail that Katie, 30, "was very shaken by the ordeal. She took the rest of the day off."The problem was caused by the car's apparently faulty battery.
Postliterate era continues
Here's a godsend for illiterate celeb fans: SubMensa author Lauren Conrad, whose claim to fame is looking very thin and very blond on The Hills, is considering offers for a film version of her debut novel, L.A. Candy, which we suspect will become part of the standard high school lit curriculum before long.The good news: Lauren says she wants to produce the film, not star in it. The bad news? Lauren is following up the roman à clef with a second and a third tome.
Barton back to work
Mischa Barton, who's been getting some work done on her soul, psyche, and emotions under the guidance of psychiatrists, will be out of her little pit stop Friday, in time to film The Beautiful Life, a reality show that will purportedly take a critical look at the beauty industry and the pressures it creates for young women. (It'll probably just end up promoting zillions of beauty products.)"She's back to business as usual," her rep tells People, while show creator Ashton Kutcher tells Reuters that M.B. "is doing great."
Sci-fi treat at Franklin Institute
Star Trek actor and Rutgers prof Avery Brooks of Deep Space Nine fame and legendary novelist and Temple prof Samuel Delany will chat about issues of race and culture Friday at 7 p.m. at the Franklin Institute. Information: 215-448-1254 or www2.fi.edu.