American Idol" wasn't going to be Allison Iraheta

"American Idol" (Fox) If it wasn't going to be Allison Iraheta, thank baby Seacrest it's also not going to be Danny Gokey doing that thing he calls dancing around Adam Lambert in "Idol's" season finale. Take that, producers who have been writing the Gokey/Lambert finale script for the past 10 weeks. And take that, Kara DioGuardi (and the rest of the judges, but mostly Kara because she's the worst) for blindly following that script, even when Danny mangled Aerosmith's "Dream On." An "A for effort" is not how we voters roll. Kris Allen (r.) deserves that top two spot, and he deserves all the free cheese dip at Stoby's he can shove into that rhombus-shaped mouth of his

NOW THAT'S GOOD TV: There were numerous entertaining moments sprinkled into Wednesday night's results show, including (but not limited to) Bill Hader singing the "Idol" theme song during the "Night at the Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian" preshow skit (wow, Stiller's tan); that girl in pink plaid PJ pants doing the 100-yard dash to keep up with Gokey's limo - what would she have done if she caught him? - and Danny, perhaps predicting his ultimate fate, saying to Ryan, "I just need this to be over," only to have Adam retort, "I just want to see Katy Perry!"

ù"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Bravo) In order for this to be a truly Jerz-ed out season, the ladies need to do the following: body shots at the Tiki Bar on Jenkinson's Boardwalk; walk around the Short Hills Mall in Juicy Couture sweatsuits and white platform sandals; eat a Taylor ham, egg and cheese sandwich; weekend trip to Atlantic City; do not pump your own gas.

NOW THAT'S GOOD TV: For the kid who said her mom was like Amy Poehler in "Mean Girls" and that that was a good thing, maybe you should watch that movie again. With a dictionary. Flipped open to "s" for "satire."

n"Charm School" (VH1) Do the "Rock of Love" girls really need personality makeovers? They are so entertaining just the way they are! Marcia wouldn't be Marcia if she didn't always have a tequila bottle halfway down her throat. Ashley wouldn't be Ashley if she wasn't calling people lame for eating basil. And how can we ask Farrah to give away her highest pair of Lucite heels? Now she'll never earn enough money to see Poison in concert with Def Leppard.

NOW THAT'S GOOD TV: An intoxicated Beverly attacked Brittaney Starr, clawing at her weave tracks. When Beverly finally let go, Brittaney started shouting, "Oh my God! I love my hair! My hair is my biggest thing to me. Like, it's my favorite thing about me!" Don't worry, Brittaney, you can buy some new hair at the local saddlery.

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